Family Guy Gum What the Hell Is Going on

Screenshot	Championship	Announced in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Social club	Flavor No.
	Peter's College Test	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	1	five
	Peter hasn't had an exam since he was in college.
	Stewie & Rupert go to Hawaii	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	2	v
	Stewie tells Rupert they volition go to Hawaii every bit they wanted.
	Injustice	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	3	v
	Peter says likewise many people get away with injustice, similar in the Louisiana swamp.
	Sábado Gigante	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	4	v
	Stewie falls asleep watching Sábado Gigante and learns Castilian.
	The Second Coming	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	v	5
	Peter looks forward to his twenty-four hour period in courtroom almost as much equally the Second Coming.
	Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Sulu	Stewie Loves Lois	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian notes that Stewie seems like a different person.
	Testifying against Michael Jackson	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	vii	5
	Stewie threatens to evidence confronting Lois like he did against Michael Jackson.
	Peter watches The Band Video	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	ane	5
	Peter remarks that instead of watching the air evidence he'd rather lookout the cursed video from the movie The Ring.
	Picking people out of a crowd	Female parent Tucker	Peter Griffin	two	5
	Peter claims to exist good at picking people out of a oversupply.
	Peanuts Reunion	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	three	5
	Peter compares the shock at his female parent's sudden announcement to a Peanuts reunion.
	Tim McCarver	Mother Tucker	Brian Griffin	4	5
	Brian admits Stewie would be better on the radio than Tim McCarver.
	Charlotte's Web	Female parent Tucker	Lois Griffin	5	five
	Lois thinks that helping Thelma Griffin can't any harder than the spider from Charlotte's Web overcoming Tourette syndrome.
	Float command montage	Female parent Tucker	Thelma Griffin	6	v
	Thelma launches a float control commercial parody.
	Nosy waiter	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	seven	5
	Peter accuses Lois of being nosy, merely like the waiter they had.
	Stewie's thoughts	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter asks what would the grandchildren remember about Thelma Griffin and Tom Tucker'southward human relationship.
	Three Wishes	Female parent Tucker	Tom Tucker	9	5
	Tom pledges to make Thelma happier than a kid on Three Wishes.
	Dwarf among midgets	Female parent Tucker	Brian Griffin	10	5
	Brian says that his show being a success makes him feel more than important than a dwarf among midgets.
	Darth Vader, meter maid	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	eleven	v
	Peter says his family state of affairs is not stranger than when Darth Vader was a meter maid.
	Selling out	Mother Tucker	Brian Griffin	12	5
	Brian says he feels as much of a sell out as when Stewie did Butterfinger commercials.
	Reddish Dawn: The Musical	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter hasn't had every bit much fun hanging out with the guys since he was in that Broadway musical.
	Iceman	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	two	5
	Peter points out to Meg that people have always found ways to become around, similar Iceman.
	Douchebag in a Hummer	Hell Comes to Quahog	Brian Griffin	3	five
	Brian wonders what kind of douchebag would buy a Hummer.
	Basic cable	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	4	v
	Peter says that Million is ever trying to ruin his fun, similar basic cable.
	Yogi Bear	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter points out that getting the tank impounded isn't the worst affair he'southward always done, like the favor he did for a park ranger.
	Special boy	Hell Comes to Quahog	Stewie Griffin	6	5
	Stewie says that Brian hates all giant stores since he was petted as well difficult by a special boy exterior of K-Mart.
	Tom Brokaw	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	7	5
	Peter says that Superstore USA is the worst affair to happen to town since the roving gang of Tom Brokaws.
	Richard Gere	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	8	v
	Peter says that losing his job at the brewery sucks worse than Easter ar Richard Gere's house.
	The Electric Company	Hell Comes to Quahog	Diane Simmons	9	5
	Diane launches The Electric Company theme.
	Superstore United states paper route	Hell Comes to Quahog	Chris Griffin	10	5
	Chris loses his chore because Superstore U.s. has its own newspaper route.
	Get the sensation	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	11	five
	Peter says Superstore USA's ac makes him experience like he's standing at the summit of a mount.
	SATs	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	12	5
	Peter claims he is doing better on his new job than of the SATs.
	Getting herpes from a toilet seat	Hell Comes to Quahog	Lois Griffin	xiii	5
	Lois says the oestrus is worse than getting herpes from a toilet seat.
	Mickey Rooney	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	ane	5
	Peter tells Lois that Chris could be saving his country like Mickey Rooney.
	Distractions	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter points out that all of America gets distracted when a white girl goes missing.
	Dr. Katz	Saving Private Brian	Brian Griffin	3	5
	Brian says that army recruiting would put kids in therapy similar Peter.
	The Horse Whisperer	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter says that Chris needs to detect something he'south good at, like Peter when he was a horse whisperer.
	Muddy Waters	Saving Private Brian	Chris Griffin	v	5
	Chris believes he could be a famous musician similar Dingy Waters.
	Granting wishes	Saving Individual Brian	Stewie Griffin	vi	5
	Stewie says that Brian volition be as effective talking to the recruiter equally the Wizard of Oz was at granting wishes.
	Zinédine Zidane	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	vii	5
	Stewie says Brian getting hitting has to hurt worse than a altogether telegram from Zinédine Zidane.
	Gregory Peck'south kids	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	viii	5
	Peter points out that kids can exist a handful, like Gregory Peck's kids.
	No clip	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	nine	5
	Stewie is surprised that there is no cutaway when talking about Peter going after a hockey motorbus.
	Peter covers his farts	Saving Individual Brian	Lois Griffin	10	5
	Lois says that Chris is interim worse than Peter when he tries to comprehend his farts by pretending to cough.
	Minnie Commuter	Saving Individual Brian	Stewie Griffin	11	five
	Stewie claims that Brian completing the obstruction class is a bigger accomplishment than getting Minnie Driver'due south head to fit on the screen.
	Commonwealth kicks in montage	Saving Private Brian	Soldier	12	5
	A soldier announces that democracy has just kicked in in Iraq.
	Vision of Republic	Saving Individual Brian	Stewie Griffin	thirteen	v
	Stewie admits that but one man had a vision of democracy coming to Iraq.
	Distracting the guard	Saving Individual Brian	Peter Griffin	fourteen	5
	Peter distracts a guard with a riddle.
	"In that location'south a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea"	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie accuses Brian of thinking of him as dim as the retirees he entertains on Thursdays.
	Peter's porn hiding identify	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter says he hasn't been as happy to take his fingers back than when he institute a new hiding place for his porn.
	The Lord of Darkness	Whistle While Your Married woman Works	Peter Griffin	three	5
	Peter points out that the guys night out is ameliorate than when they partied with the "big-horn guy from Legend".
	Boston-expanse volume report	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Stewie Griffin	4	five
	Stewie accuses Jillian of beingness dumber than a Boston-expanse book report.
	Buzz Killington I	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter accuses Lois of being a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
	When two people are alone	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Brian Griffin	6	v
	Brian tells Stewie that he doesn't know what things are like when ii people are solitary.
	Our American Cousin	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Brian Griffin	seven	5
	Brian says that breaking up with Jillian will be tougher than the reviews for Our American Cousin.
	Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman	Whistle While Your Married woman Works	Peter Griffin	8	five
	Peter says that he knew Lois would come around to him similar Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman.
	Sexually confused	Prick Up Your Ears	Lois Griffin	1	v
	Lois says that without sex pedagogy the kids will become every bit confused as Michael Jackson.
	Money matters	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter says he can teach the kids about sex activity like he taught drug addicts nearly money matters.
	Missed opportunities / Tetris	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	3	five
	Peter says he's already missed as well many other opportunities.
	Liam Neeson	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter points out that without his knowledge, the kids will exist as hopeless as Liam Neeson playing an American cowboy.
	Knight Passenger	Prick Upwards Your Ears	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois sets up a segue into Knight Rider.
	Pablo Picasso	Prick Up Your Ears	Meg Griffin	6	five
	Meg says that Jerry Kirkwood is a visionary, like Picasso.
	Britney Spears' dietitian	Prick Up Your Ears	Stewie Griffin	seven	five
	Stewie claims the Tooth Fairy must have been quieter than Britney Spears' dietitian.
	Asian lady driver	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	eight	five
	Peter vows to be every bit untouched as the turn signal in an Asian lady driver'southward car.
	The Facts of Life	Prick Up Your Ears	Stewie Griffin	9	5
	Stewie says he'll fight the Molar Fairy like Geri fought comedy on The Facts of Life.
	Mel Gibson's amends	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter says that his and Lois speech on sexual activity ed volition be more than convincing than Mel Gibson's apology.
	Harry Houdini	Prick Upwardly Your Ears	Brian Griffin	11	v
	Brian tells Stewie that the Tooth Fairy is all fume and mirrors, like Harry Houdini.
	Tooth Fairy	Prick Upward Your Ears	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	12	five
	Stewie & Brian ponder what happened to Jillian'south tooth.
	Rebel pilot	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	i	5
	Stewie says that he'll humiliate Olivia worse than Luke Skywalker did to that rebel pilot.
	Sandra Oh	Chick Cancer	Lois Griffin	two	5
	Lois says that Peter owes her for embarrassing her in front end of Sandra Oh.
	Fouad	Chick Cancer	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter claims he understands things better, like the foreign guy at work who helped him understand sarcasm.
	Sounds of the 80's	Chick Cancer	Brian Griffin & Stewie Griffin	four	v
	Brian and Stewie launch a commercial for "Sounds of the 80'south Answering Machines" and "Sounds of the 80's Studio Audiences".
	Chester Cheetah	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie claims he'south cooler than the cheetah in the commercials.
	Pretty Adult female	Chick Cancer	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter claims that he already has experience in moves, having been the original Pretty Woman.
	Q*bert	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	seven	five
	Stewie claims that being Q*bert's roommate was easier than being married to Olivia Fuller.
	Cockney pickpockets	Barely Legal	Peter Griffin	1	5
	With the law out of boondocks, Peter says he'southward started his own band of lovable cockney pickpockets.
	Dorsum-up date	Barely Legal	Meg Griffin	2	five
	1000000 strikes out when fifty-fifty her redundancy date has plans to nourish his little brother'due south funeral during the dance.
	Abyssal training	Barely Legal	Peter Griffin	iii	five
	Peter claims the police university has to go better than his deep-sea preparation.
	Something, Something, Something, Nighttime Side	Barely Legal	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie says that finding out near Million and Brian'due south relationship is an fifty-fifty bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialog.
	Locked in her room	Barely Legal	Lois Griffin	5	five
	Lois ponders what Million is doing locked in her room all day.
	Bubble gum	Barely Legal	Lois Griffin	6	five
	Lois claims that Brian's situation with One thousand thousand is even worse than when he ate bubble gum out of the garbage.
	Peter's anvil	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	one	5
	Peter reminisces about the fun he's had with his anvil.
	Funeral for a friend	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie says he can't handle a funeral.
	My Blackness Son	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter makes his own sitcom in his head.
	Sharon Stone	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	4	v
	Stewie tells Brian what he did was more horrible than having sex with Sharon Rock.
	Pat Robertson & Jerry Falwell	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie says that without Rupert he'll be as lonely as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell afterward the Rapture.
	Billy Dee Williams	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	half dozen	5
	Peter claims that Meg is equally cool every bit the other side of the pillow.
	Lost in Translation	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	vii	five
	Peter claims that he had more fun with Meg and then when he went to encounter Lost in Translation with Cleveland and Quagmire..
	Robert Loggia	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	i	5
	Peter mentions that planning kids parties is worse than standing behind Robert Loggia at the drome.
	Faking it	Peter'south Two Dads	Lois Griffin	two	5
	Lois reminds Peter of how she had to fake her fashion through Meg's last birthday.
	Asian Santa	Peter'southward 2 Dads	Stewie Griffin	3	5
	Stewie recalls the fourth dimension he got shafted by the Asian Santa at the mall.
	Pet cemetery	Peter'due south Two Dads	Peter Griffin	four	5
	Peter considers burying Francis in the pet cemetery.
	Mother Teresa	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	5	v
	Stewie claims he hasn't been so scared since Mother Teresa OD'd in his car.
	Peter's revelation	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter recalls a repressed memory of Francis telling him he'due south non his male parent.
	Lois rampage	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	seven	5
	Stewie recounts to Rupert Lois' rampage.
	Getting a blitz	Peter'due south Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	viii	5
	Stewie looks forward to getting another rush from abuse from Lois.
	Bony fingered nun	Peter's 2 Dads	Villager	ix	5
	A villager in McSwiggan Village brags that "...fifty-fifty the boniest finger nun could poke yous in the chest and it wouldn't carp you none."
	Ben Affleck prepares for a role	Peter'south Two Dads	Peter Griffin	x	5
	Peter vows to ready for the drinking contest with Mickey McFinnigan as thoroughly as Ben Affleck prepares for a role.
	Failure to Launch	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	eleven	v
	Peter brags on how tough he is as he saturday halfway through Failure to Launch.
	Britney Spears, bad parent	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie accuses Peter of being a worse parent than Britney Spears.
	Peter's mogwai	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Lois Griffin	ii	5
	Lois says that Peter taking Stewie out in the sun was more irresponsible then when he fed his mogwai afterward midnight.
	Wisconsin nymphomaniac	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	3	5
	Tan Stewie says he'll get more sexual practice than the Wisconsin nymphomaniac that used to live upstairs.
	Turn of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter recalls another ancestor, Plow of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin.
	Randy Fulcher	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter recalls Randy Fulcher pulling down his pants.
	Dinner with Martin Landau	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	six	five
	Stewie says Lois' spit wipe is worse than his dinner with Martin Landau.
	Brokeback Mountain horses	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Devon	7	v
	Devon gives Brian his script of Brokeback Mountain from the view of the horses.
	The Former Man and the Midget	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says that Chris and Kyle go along like an old man and a midget.
	Peter's handmade electrical razor	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	nine	5
	Peter admits he'due south not skilful at building things, similar his handmade electric razor.
	Jim Henson's "Wait-And-Come across" Attitude	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	10	5
	When Brian advises Stewie to "wait and run into" whether or non he has cancer, Stewie says that Jim Henson had a "wait and meet attitude, and look what happened to him".
	Stewie'south bucket list montage	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	eleven	5
	Stewie has a list of things he wants to exercise when he's afraid of having cancer, like going to the Chicago Museum of Art, learning to ballroom dance and starring in a national TV commercial.
	Dick Cheney, Walmart greeter	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	12	v
	Peter says he's going to bully Randy Fulcher like Dick Cheney when he was a Walmart greeter.
	Comedy club	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter tells Brian that the Redneck Comedy Tour is better than the concluding time he went to a one-act club.
	Fudgesickle	Airport '07	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie says that Peter'due south redneck antics will exist more painful to watch than the time he ate half a fudgesickle in ane bite.
	Height Gun	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter has a Pinnacle Gun fantasy.
	Crotch shot	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter promises his redneck days are over.
	Marlee Matlin	Airdrome '07	Stewie Griffin	five	5
	Stewie says that Quagmire living with them will be worse than the time he lived with Marlee Matlin.
	"Prom Night Dumpster Baby"	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	half dozen	5
	Peter tells Lois that he tin can't just throw Quagmire out like a prom night dumpster baby.
	Joe'due south nurse	Drome '07	Joe Swanson	seven	5
	Quagmire tries a job every bit Joe's nurse.
	Chore on the Enterprise	Airdrome '07	Glenn Quagmire	8	five
	Quagmire recounts a job on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
	Moose on the interstate	Aerodrome '07	Joe Swanson	9	5
	Joe says that Peter'southward programme sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate.
	Hot Chick with a bad laugh	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	x	5
	Peter tells the guys that their flight is nigh to get rougher than a hot chick with a bad laugh.
	"He's Quagmire" II	Drome '07	Announcer	11	5
	Who else but Quagmire?
	Peter Griffin'due south Champagne Dance Party	Drome '07	Stewie Griffin	12	5
	Stewie can recall of a hundred other things Peter could be doing on television.
	Racist Sunflower	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journeying	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter thinks getting the kids out for awhile is a skilful idea because he doesn't similar them being effectually the racist Sunflower.
	Writers in Starbucks	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journeying	Chris Griffin	2	5
	Chris tells Meg she's total of crap like the writers who sit down in Starbucks.
	Joseph Merrick	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Stewie Griffin	3	five
	Stewie claims that Peter in a tank superlative is more pathetic than Joseph Merrick on Match.com.
	Conway Twitty I	Bill and Peter's Artificial Journeying	Farmer	4	5
	Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty.
	Dead bird souvenir	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois tells Brian that his going to the bath on the lawn is even more disgusting than the Christmas gift he gave her.
	Stewie's flick	Neb and Peter's Bogus Journey	Brian Griffin	6	five
	Brian reminds Stewie about how he felt near the after Peter and Lois criticized the picture he drew.
	The Thing	Nib and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	7	five
	Lois says she's the worse wife since Lorena Bobbit married The Thing.
	Peter's physical	Bill and Peter'due south Bogus Journeying	Peter Griffin	viii	five
	Peter says he hasn't misjudged someone like Neb Clinton since his last physical.
	The first phone	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	9	v
	Lois insists her plan to hook upwardly Peter with her mother will work better than the first telephone.
	Conway Twitty 2	Bill and Peter'due south Artificial Journey	Alexander Graham Bong & Thomas Watson	10	5
	Alexander Graham Bell could employ a distraction.
	Uma Thurman	Pecker and Peter'south Bogus Journey	Peter Griffin	11	v
	Peter admits he hasn't been struck by a adult female'southward beauty since he was Uma Thurman's eye wrangler on the set of Lurid Fiction.
	Mexican Super Friends	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter accuses Mort of being a bigger mooch than the Mexican Super Friends.
	Butt floss	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	ii	v
	Stewie says Peter's butt is more disgusting than when Meg does the butt floss affair with the towel.
	Brian'south Old Roommate	No Meals on Wheels	Brian Griffin	three	five
	Brian gets pissed off at Peter worse when shocked by Peter than when hearing the O.J. Simpson verdict with his former roommate.
	Patrick Stewart vocal chords	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	4	v
	Peter is happy he tin can finally beget an operation to swap vocal chords with Patrick Stewart.
	Exploding cupcakes	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	5	five
	Peter recalls his last restaurant venture.
	Liza Minnelli'south Playboy shoot	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	vi	v
	Stewie thinks Peter's restaurant will become equally well every bit Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot.
	Violet Gray & Pig-Pen	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie claims to be the only 1 with business experience.
	M. Dark Shyamalan commercial	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	viii	five
	Peter gets M. Dark Shyamalan to pic his commercial.
	Ben Stiller	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	nine	five
	Peter thinks that having a restaurant full of cops will be cooler than the time Ben Stiller taught him to exist himself.
	One thousand.C. Escher rap video	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter thinks that a eating place full of Joe's handicapped friends is weirder than the rap video of Thousand.C. Escher.
	Feeding the homeless	Boys Do Weep	Peter Griffin	one	v
	Peter tells Lois the church organist job is boring and reminds her of his job feeding the homeless.
	Stewie meets Jesus	Boys Do Cry	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie wonders what it would be similar to meet Jesus.
	Wasted One thousand thousand	Boys Practise Cry	Lois Griffin	3	five
	Lois claims the family is lacking moral fiber.
	Gladiator mice	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	four	5
	Peter is happy he can go back home to his original plans for Sunday, gladiator mice.
	Imagination land	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	five	5
	Peter suggests the family hide in imagination land, where you lot fart when yous burp and burp when you fart.
	Sneakers O'Toole	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	half-dozen	5
	Brian says that looking for religious tolerance in Texas is similar trying to get Sneakers O'Toole to have his sneakers off.
	Stubborn as a mule	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	7	5
	Brian claims Texans are stubborn as a mule.
	Straight figure skater	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	eight	5
	Peter says that not riding a equus caballus in Texas volition brand him stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating contest.
	WNBA	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	ix	v
	Brian says Texas sucks worse than the WNBA.
	Senior citizen porn	Boys Do Cry	Chris Griffin	x	5
	Chirs says that sneaking onto the Crawford Ranch is kinkier than porn fabricated for senior citizens.
	Canadian picture festival	Boys Practise Weep	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter always idea he'd dice watching the Canadian film festival.
	Dragged off	No Chris Left Backside	Stewie Griffin	ane	5
	Stewie points out the family is non the first bunch to dragged off against their will.
	Braveheart	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie claims he can be very persuasive as he gave the adjacent spoken communication post-obit the Braveheart guy.
	John Footpenis	No Chris Left Behind	Lois Griffin	iii	5
	Lois points out that poor pedagogy is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
	Jiffy Pop	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	4	five
	Stewie believes he could be a proficient teacher equally he taught Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop.
	King Fri XIII	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie claims that attending Morningwood Academy could make him more powerful than even Male monarch Fri 13.
	Rocky Balboa	No Chris Left Behind	Chris Griffin	6	v
	Chris claims he hasn't been so miserable since he had to throw Rocky Balboa out of the meat plant.
	Salubrious as a horse	No Chris Left Backside	Carter Pewterschmidt	7	5
	Carter says the Skull and Bones Guild volition go along Chris as good for you as a horse.
	Barrel-Scratchers	No Chris Left Backside	Peter Griffin	8	5
	When the family needs money for Chris' school, Peter believes he tin go dorsum his sometime task of selling Butt-Scratchers.
	Night job	No Chris Left Backside	Lois Griffin	ix	five
	Lois tells Chris of working nights with Meg.
	Following fatty people with a tuba	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	10	v
	Stewie tells of his job following fat people with a tuba.
	The Price is Right yodeler	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married Ane	Peter Griffin	1	v
	Peter thinks they're having a amend vacation than the ane with The Price is Right yodeler.
	Antonio Salieri	Information technology Takes a Hamlet Idiot, and I Married One	Stewie Griffin & Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter parodies Antonio Salieri from Amadeus.
	Adam Due west penis	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Mayor Adam West	3	5
	Mayor Adam West notes that the Quahog Oil Refinery gives him gratuitous oil for his hair.
	Jehovah's Witness	Information technology Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Chris Griffin	four	v
	Chris notes that the Evil Monkey hasn't been as evil since he became a member of the Jehovah's Witnesses.
	Peter does cocaine	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter claims that if Lois became mayor, he could exercise cocaine if he wanted besides.
	Disney cows	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married 1	Brian Griffin	6	five
	Brian claims that Lois can connect with people the 24-hour interval Disney connects with its audience.
	The Legion of Doom	Information technology Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Lois Griffin	7	5
	Lois fakes a terrorist plot and blames The Legion of Doom, with the truth being closer than she realizes.
	Las Vegas prizefight	It Takes a Hamlet Idiot, and I Married One	Stewie Griffin	8	5
	Stewie notes that Lois' purse price more than than his trip to Las Vegas for a prizefight.
	Mechanical bull	Run into the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter claims he hasn't done anything wild since he road a mechanical bull.
	Mike Wallace	Run into the Quagmires	Death	ii	5
	Death says he never likes to be very far away from Mike Wallace.
	Hellraiser	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	3	five
	Peter says he's going to enhance more hell than Hellraiser.
	Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter claims he's logged a lot of hours on "Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man".
	Fat Lonely Women's Club	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	v	5
	Peter claims he hasn't had a amend time since the time he stumbled into the Fat Lonely Women's Lodge.
	Tom Cruise runs	See the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	six	v
	Peter tells Brian that his theory on what happened to them is more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Prowl runs in all of his movies.
	Lieutenant Shiny Sides	Encounter the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	vii	v
	Peter tries to keep from freaking out, like the time his pet goldfish died.
	The Jetsons	See the Quagmires	Brian Griffin	viii	5
	Brian tells Peter that they didn't have flying cars that ran on vegetable oil when George Bush was President.
	Joe Piscopo	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	nine	5
	Peter claims he hasn't messed upwards so bad since he gave Joe Piscopo a barbell set.

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